wank roll 

half a (communal) toilet roll or less, that is descretely abducted from the bathroom, to accompany a boy on a lonely nights activity.
sometimes more than one of them can be found in the male bedroom, as the wank roll is not a particularly jealous breed.

- We´ve run out of bathroom tissue again.

- Oh, sorry. i took it as a wank roll!

wank roll by cornerstone-enders October 28, 2007

Roll wank 

When a rather large woman pushes together two rolls of fat, the man lubes up, thrusting his cock between the rolls of fat.

Jim: hey mark, did fatty stay over again last night?
Mark: yeah she did and we tried something new.
Jim: oh yeah?
Mark: yeah, a roll wank. It's a bit like a tit wank . She pushed together two of her rolls of fat, I lubed up, and thrusted my cock between them. I'd highly recommend it.

Jim: think I'm ok mate

Roll wank by Dirty thirty November 14, 2012

wank-rolling 

The out-of-game act of rolling dice to resolve the abilities of your RPG character in imagined hypothetical scenarios. Poor rolls are disregarded as “that wouldn’t” happen, while good rolls grant a fleeting feeling of success. The act inevitably leaves one tapped out and unsatisfied.

Also applies to “testing” your Smashammer Space Marine Captain vs. any number of Xenos elite units.

“After my Wizard learned Fireball, I spent the whole week-end wank-rolling him wiping out orc lairs! I’m so pumped for tonight’s game, I could cast a Fireball RIGHT NOW!”

wank-rolling by Vague Wisdom January 25, 2019