wank blanket 

this is often an old shirt or towel which a frustrated bloke beats his meat on to so his milky tears of human love don't stain his favourite aunts mattress

jesus i could do with strangling the one eyed monster!! where's my wank blanket??....yes auntie i'll be down in a minute

wank blanket by POWER B May 14, 2003

Wank-it Blanket 

The Blanket you use to masturbate

"Hey thats my Wank-it Blanket your sleepin with!"

Wank-it Blanket by ElShenanigano14 October 25, 2007

Blanket Wank

The act of wrapping a blanket around one's penis and thrusting furiously. This type of behavior is usually found in frustrated teenage boys or lonely men alone in a room at a party.

I just had the most furious blanket wank ever

Blanket Wank by AledLlyr November 23, 2011

Wank-It Blanket 

The blanket you use to masturbate.

"Hey thats my Wank-it Blanket your sleepin with ya know"

Wank-It Blanket by Jerry Hsu number 2 October 24, 2007

Wankblanket 

(n.) An absolute, complete, and unbelievable tosser. One whose existence has outlived their usefulness, like a blanket completely glazed in semen.

Modifiers include, but are not limited to: supreme, shit-sucking, insufferable, etc.

Guy 1: Last week, Nate was being such a shit-sucking wankblanket, I just had to deck him in the face.
Guy 2: What was he doing?
Guy 1: He just kept trying to get me to battle! It was pissing me off.

Wankblanket by N00berson McGee September 12, 2016