wang noodle

a mans penis: long and thin... doesnt do very much (can only reach a semi nob on)

'i met this guy last night... he had a total wang noodle'

by hayley davison October 1, 2006

Mr. Wang Noodle

Mr Wang Noodle is a chinese shop, soon to be opened by Mr. Joe Cartwright on Ireland, i would advise you not to go to this chinese shop, and if your in the area you should definitely go to the newly opened Indian curry house, opened by Mr. Hamil Habiib Habab. Mr. Wang Noodle is going to be owned by Mr. Joe Cartwright, who has been prisonised for kidnapping and abusing children, and im pretty sure he wont stop.

Hello it is I Hamil Habiib Habab, come to my Indian curry house, not that dog eating, kiddy fiddling fuckface Mr. Wang Noodle

by Harry.Clarke November 11, 2020

Noodle Wang

A penis that is elongated, thin and wiggly. The phallic antithesis and arch nemesis of a chode.

Wow Fred, you've got a serious noodle wang on you. Be careful you don't poke someone's eye out with it.

by Barbarina August 31, 2023

wanganoodle

A part of a tie that sticks out of your jumper
or a goofy name for a python

Guy 1: I can see you're deeply observing my wanganoodle
Guy 2: Zoo wee mama

by BigTosha July 30, 2023

wangdoodle

Willy Wonka's favorite sexual toy.

Hey Oompaloompa, where's my wangdoodle and KY?

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

wangdoodle

A dissapointly small penis or a toddler penis.

"I couldn't even feel it- he totally has a wangdoodle"

by DEE S. December 9, 2008

Wangdoodler

When you have a fetish for drawing penises all the time

Alfie is a Wangdoodler

by Mr Allepo September 12, 2016