Walxting

When a person decides to text while walking to their next class, resulting in an obscenely slow paced walk, which, in turn, Jams up the hallway and makes everyone behind them late to class.

Noun=Walxter

Teacher- Ok Phil, why are you late AGAIN?

Phil- I swear, its not my fault, I was stuck behind a Walxter

teacher- alright, you're off the hook for now...Just next time, try not to walk behind anyone who is walxting

by Jesus-Fishboy January 7, 2009

walxting

To text while you walk, esp. to be simultaneously clueless of the surroundings.

Jimmy was walxting in the hallway yesterday and didn't realize that he was about to smash into an open locker.

by abstract loco April 6, 2013

Walxting

Texting whilst walking.

'How did Ron get that bump on his forehead?'
'He was walxting the other day and walxted right into a pole.'
'Idiot.'

by Beaugey July 1, 2015

Walting

In reference to Walt Disney, when you masturbate to Disney porn of some sort, or just to a Disney movie

"Wow, I just walted to Snow White and the Seven Whores!"

"Man, walting to Peter Pan is awesome."

by Walt Disney's Head June 10, 2007

Waxting

The act of walking while texting.

Steve: Yo did you hear about Melanie?
Justin: No. What happened?
Steve: She knocked into a tree while she was waxting.
Justin: That's what happens while you walk & text at the same time.

by Creators of Waxting July 17, 2010

Walkxting

A description of someone walking and texting at the same time.

That woman was walkxting and ran right into that wall.

by Nathan Millspaugh September 5, 2012

Walting Away

Same as "Wilting away" but instead you or the person is in the Walter White death pose from the finale of the Breaking Bad show.

Person 1: You ok man-
Person 2: I'M WALTING AWAY

by Mr. Pretzel Roll May 14, 2025