A person who lacks the ability to hold a conversation (most commonly in texting or online). These one-dimensional people use emotionless phrases such as, "okay," "haha," and "yeah," forcing any attempt at conversation to hit rock bottom, thus appearing as though you are talking to a wall.
Jake: Are you going to that party tonight?! :D
Lindsey: Yeah
Jake: Okay sweet! Let's get plastered! :)
Lindsey: Haha
Jake: We can be pong partners..?
Lindsey: Okay
Jake: So..
Lindsey: Yeah
Tom: Any progress with Lindsey?
Jake: Nah, she's being a wall-person again.
Lindsey: Yeah
Jake: Okay sweet! Let's get plastered! :)
Lindsey: Haha
Jake: We can be pong partners..?
Lindsey: Okay
Jake: So..
Lindsey: Yeah
Tom: Any progress with Lindsey?
Jake: Nah, she's being a wall-person again.
by Maaaason January 15, 2011
A wall person is someone who has wholeheartedly accepted fascist propaganda into their heart. The "Wall" refers to what they'll be standing against when executed by firing squad.
A wall person has forfeited all but the most basic of human dignities: a cigarette, a blindfold, and a wall.
by Maximus Stirner June 8, 2023