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wall-candy by Farnham 15 March 6, 2005
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Wall Candy
Paint chips. Derived from the occurrence of physical and mental problems in children who were ignorant of the dangers of ingesting dried flakes of lead-based house paint, claiming to have eaten "wall candy" is an indication of possible induced pathological stupidity. See Penny Arcade, 1999 Oct 18, "Boob Raider".
Tycho: "You ate a lot of paint as a kid, huh."
Gabe: "You mean wall candy?"
-- Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins
Gabe: "You mean wall candy?"
-- Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins
Wall Candy by Dr. O July 17, 2003
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wall candy by Cheezu$ June 21, 2003
Wall Candy
When one's profile on a networking website i.e. Facebook is covered with comments from attractive looking members of the opposite sex. As a rule of thumb, the more Wall Candy the better off the owner of the "Candied" Wall.
"Damn dude looks like Mike has stepped up his game."
"How so?"
"Bro his Facebook...littered with Wall Candy"
"Hell yeah. Bomb"
"How so?"
"Bro his Facebook...littered with Wall Candy"
"Hell yeah. Bomb"
Wall Candy by MarcLittle February 2, 2009
wall candy
First heard March 2005. Term of derision used to describe purely decorative work of art, such as you would find for sale in a department store and usually mass produced by a 'sell-out' artist.
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wall candy by Farnham 15 March 6, 2005
Candy wall
Candy wall by MmDonut May 16, 2018
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