walking penis

an out of shape, bald man who actually think he looks cool with his shaved head.

shit, i've never liked that dickhead rob and now he looks like a walking penis.

by jocko July 19, 2004

walking penis

a supreme ladies man, defined as one mojo powered pimp.

Damn! Mike is the epitome of the walking penis!

by mike tomorsky February 3, 2004

Walking Penis

A man who seeks sexual activity at all hours of the day.

Wow! I cant believe you Matt. We just got here and you already got two girls to sit in your lap? Your such a walking penis.

by Captian spank your momma March 29, 2011

Walking Penis

A penis that walks with it's balls. What else duh

"Look at that walking penis over there. Look, he's now riding a bike! He's coming towards us and...Oh, wait, that isn't a penis, that's Donald Trump. Woops, they just look very similar"

by StarSoupMan January 24, 2024