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walking penis 

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an out of shape, bald man who actually think he looks cool with his shaved head.
shit, i've never liked that dickhead rob and now he looks like a walking penis.
walking penis by jocko July 19, 2004
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walking penis 

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a supreme ladies man, defined as one mojo powered pimp.
Damn! Mike is the epitome of the walking penis!
walking penis by mike tomorsky February 3, 2004
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walking penis • Walking L • walking the dog • walking taco • walking • walking bucket • walking stick • walking dead • walking meme • Walking on Sunshine

Walking Penis 

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A man who seeks sexual activity at all hours of the day.
Wow! I cant believe you Matt. We just got here and you already got two girls to sit in your lap? Your such a walking penis.
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Walking Penis 

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A penis that walks with it's balls. What else duh
"Look at that walking penis over there. Look, he's now riding a bike! He's coming towards us and...Oh, wait, that isn't a penis, that's Donald Trump. Woops, they just look very similar"
Walking Penis by StarSoupMan January 24, 2024
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Is that cake?

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Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

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The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
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