waitsturbating 

The act of jerking off and the porn buffers

Damn man. Its a pain in the ass when your porn buffers.
Don't you mean waitsturbating

waitsturbating by Secedio May 22, 2016

Wiisturbating 

Playing a game for the Nintendo Wii that makes you look like you're pleasuring yourself.

"I got Wii Music, but I stopped playing because I was wiisturbating more than I was making music."

Wiisturbating by NosLived January 15, 2009

wasturbating 

A term coined by "The Don" for the lewd sexual acts he performs in his beyond disgusting basement lair.

"Junior, I just got done wasturbating."

"You're disgusting, Don"

wasturbating by Antonius Pius August 13, 2006

wanksturbating 

The act of masturbating. Slang made by ScorpZ

Man you wanksturbate more than a gay dude looking at cock!

wanksturbating by Scott January 15, 2004

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019