waifriend

Used by some people to imply a deeper relationship, but in reality the other person is really wondering why your friends.

You won't be my waifu, but will you be my waifriend?

waifriend by ptbrown121 February 3, 2021

Wikifriend

A friend whose mind or opinion on something can be changed simply by an opposing comment.

Bill: That movie wasn't too amazing.

Kiefer: I thought it was pretty good.

Bill: Yeah, me too.

Kiefer: Nice to have a wikifriend like you.

Wikifriend by Tamer Sutherland October 9, 2008

woyfriend 

n. A male coworker with whom one has an especially intense, possibly flirtatious, relationship, as with a boyfriend but limited to matters of work. A contraction of "work boyfriend." See also wirlfriend.

Note: If two coworkers are actually dating or having sex, then the terms "woyfriend" and "wirlfriend" would not apply.

Jason is always finishing your sentences for you in meetings. He must be your woyfriend.

woyfriend by Thomas Earlham April 30, 2009

WikiFriend

A friend whose opinion of a movie or song is swayed by what other people/The Internet says, regardless of how they feel.

Frank: I really liked that movie
Bob: I hated that movie
Frank: Yeah, me too
Bob: You're such a WikiFriend! Just make your own opinion.

WikiFriend by Thelonious Bone October 19, 2010

Waitrend 

Anglish form of Waitron. A unisex waitperson. Comes from wait + -nd (an old English suffix to form nouns and present participles/gerunds) See also Friend, Healand, and Farrand

So who will be serving us today? I heard that the waitrend's name is Sam.
Hmmm, is Sam a boy or a girl, so I know whether to use sir or ma'am?
Well, actually Sam, is nonbinary, so use this honorific.

Waitrend by Master of beargreen July 28, 2023