Wafle
Wafle by Blondeman69 August 12, 2021
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Goose Waffle
The goose droppings that dry up and fall off the soles of your hiking boots after a walk in the field.
Goose Waffle by goose_on_a_roof September 19, 2012
The Westford Waffle Sandwich
The act of sharting through a window screen and proceeding to close the window, only to have the shit sandwhich itself in between the screen and glass.
Wow, did you see the westford waffle sandwich Craig and I made in the neighbor's window? Old Man Jenkins is gonna be so pissed.
The Westford Waffle Sandwich by definition_daddy👅💦 February 4, 2017
Cheeky Dick Waffle
A cheeky dick waffle is a smart ass who enjoys dicking with others, sometimes in some very clever or devious ways.
Dandyman: I heard you knew how to make an entrance. If I had known you were going to do all this, I would have hung some Union Jacks for you.
Alucard: Hold on! Did you put all this on for me? Who are you?
Dandyman: I am Tubalcain Alhambra or the "Dandyman." I may or may not have fed a lie to the local policia that in return for your capture I would give them immortality.
Alucard: And they fucking bought that?!
Dandyman: Like discount pichi.
Alucard: You cheeky dick waffle!
Alucard: Hold on! Did you put all this on for me? Who are you?
Dandyman: I am Tubalcain Alhambra or the "Dandyman." I may or may not have fed a lie to the local policia that in return for your capture I would give them immortality.
Alucard: And they fucking bought that?!
Dandyman: Like discount pichi.
Alucard: You cheeky dick waffle!
Cheeky Dick Waffle by Leyulf September 30, 2013
Waffle-Hop
The act of moving from Waffle House to Waffle House over the course of a night. Similar to bar hopping, but with Waffle House.
Waffle-Hop by waffleloverwafflelover March 20, 2023
WAFFLE-O
WAFFLE-O by PhreneticReaper June 18, 2014
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