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Waffle Fart 

A waffle fart is something you call someone who is square (boring) and you don't want around you.
I don't want him to come, he's a waffle fart.
Waffle Fart by ChrispyJay January 18, 2018

Fart Waffle 

Similar to "sharting"

When passing gas a secretive, more solid waste form is also released... creating a shit-fart aka Fart Waffle.
The Fart Waffle can only happen when wearing underwear, as pressure is needed to create the perfect shape of excrement.
"I must use the facilities before I fart waffle..."

"You should have seen that fart waffle..."

"Welp, I've created a fart waffle."

"Wha... is that a fart waffle?"
Fart Waffle by XSmiles July 14, 2013

Wiffle Fart 

a wet fart......usually sounding like you just did a crap in your pants. Usually caused by a sweating butt and a fart.
I'm having so much fun at the water park....what was that sound? Did you just do a wiffle fart?

Waffleparty 

A gathering of people to eat waffles. Tends to be a random idea.
Lets have a waffleparty.
Hells yes, pure awesome
Waffleparty by SkyH January 30, 2009

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026