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waffle fart 

the smell coming from a persons anus after they ate waffle, pancakes or french toast
"I went to IHOP and ripped the nastiest waffle fart before we left!"
waffle fart by Toddler Bojowski August 3, 2007
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Waffle Fart 

A waffle fart is something you call someone who is square (boring) and you don't want around you.
I don't want him to come, he's a waffle fart.
Waffle Fart by ChrispyJay January 18, 2018

Fart Waffle 

Similar to "sharting"

When passing gas a secretive, more solid waste form is also released... creating a shit-fart aka Fart Waffle.
The Fart Waffle can only happen when wearing underwear, as pressure is needed to create the perfect shape of excrement.
"I must use the facilities before I fart waffle..."

"You should have seen that fart waffle..."

"Welp, I've created a fart waffle."

"Wha... is that a fart waffle?"
Fart Waffle by XSmiles July 14, 2013

Wiffle Fart 

a wet fart......usually sounding like you just did a crap in your pants. Usually caused by a sweating butt and a fart.
I'm having so much fun at the water park....what was that sound? Did you just do a wiffle fart?

Waffleparty 

A gathering of people to eat waffles. Tends to be a random idea.
Lets have a waffleparty.
Hells yes, pure awesome
Waffleparty by SkyH January 30, 2009
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I hit a real purple patch.

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