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waffle fart

the smell coming from a persons anus after they ate waffle, pancakes or french toast
"I went to IHOP and ripped the nastiest waffle fart before we left!"
by Toddler Bojowski August 3, 2007
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Waffle Fart

A waffle fart is something you call someone who is square (boring) and you don't want around you.
I don't want him to come, he's a waffle fart.
by ChrispyJay January 18, 2018
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Fart Waffle

Similar to "sharting"

When passing gas a secretive, more solid waste form is also released... creating a shit-fart aka Fart Waffle.
The Fart Waffle can only happen when wearing underwear, as pressure is needed to create the perfect shape of excrement.
"I must use the facilities before I fart waffle..."

"You should have seen that fart waffle..."

"Welp, I've created a fart waffle."

"Wha... is that a fart waffle?"
by XSmiles July 14, 2013
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Wiffle Fart

a wet fart......usually sounding like you just did a crap in your pants. Usually caused by a sweating butt and a fart.
I'm having so much fun at the water park....what was that sound? Did you just do a wiffle fart?
by buttlicking machine 2000 December 15, 2011
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Waffleparty

A gathering of people to eat waffles. Tends to be a random idea.
Lets have a waffleparty.
Hells yes, pure awesome
by SkyH January 30, 2009
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