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To masterbate with a wacking motion, to Megan Fox with a poster of Jessica Biel on the wall. While listening to the Wezzer song "Why Bother" and talkin dirty while biting your lower lip.
"Kyle 2 was wacking when his mom stumbled in and apluaded at the fact that his pee pee worked"
Wackin by Masterbation Analyzist January 21, 2010
Words you can keep
to be a hot white male...that usually turns females on at first glance
DAYMNN that boy is wackin

"WACKIN"

Theres a lot of WACKINS here
Wackin by emshay June 23, 2009

Wackin' the Dilly

Used to describe when one is sitting around doing nothing. Usually in reference to masturbating. Stroking the cock, massaging the giggle stick, getting your groove on with your hand, flicking the wrist, masturbating.
Wackin' the Dilly: Dude, are you going to do anything today or are you going to sit around Wackin'the Dilly?

wackin weener 

when he whips it around in the air before sex. he slaps your face with that shit & slaps your ass. it stings against your skin & he groans when they collide. after being whipped around for so long his cum gets all creamed up in his nuts like every little sperm cell was just vibin' in a blender gettin' all creamy. he shoves that shit into your drippin' grandma cooch & it burns. no lube, just straight & dry. you share stds for hours & hours. at the end of this kind of sex you'll insides will be so stirred up & creamified, you will never be the same. & that bitch will have a road rash on his dick for years.
zoro: man i just want chad to put his wackin weener into my dry ass virgin cooch & open me up like never before
theodore: or i could do that
zoro: shut the fuck up you dumb fat fuckin' ugly ass lump tard go shove a dead bird up your ass
wackin weener by flappy_cooch_69 April 25, 2020

Wackin in the shack 

Of or pertaining to masturbating in a shed, shanty town, or other run down building.
Wackin in the shack was fun for a while, until my dad found out and started doing it with me.

wackin the kraken 

To masturbate. From the terms wackin and kraken (underwater erection)
"Oh man i got caught wackin the kraken last night"

wackin ass 

a term started by
5th element records Hip Hop artists
GIN & Specta
meaning
too be a bitch
garbage
trash
& corny
"That nigga lil boosie is wackin ass.....wipe me down? NIGGA PLEASE"
wackin ass by shitgah August 5, 2007
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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