wut 

Another spelling of the word "wat." Used in response to an unclear or absurd statement when seeking to clarify it or expose said absurdity. Commonly used on internet message boards or online games, the word was originally used in 1337 speak and chat language, but has since been used humorously in many cases.

Gentleman #1: Salutations, sir! Have you recently experienced any notable situations worthy of discussion and/or regaling?
Gentleman #2: Why, yes! I was engaged in intercourse with a fine lady, and suddenly the Easter Bunny sprang from her vaginal area and started defecating on my chest! There was confetti everywhere!
Gentleman #1: wut

wut by FlammableFun January 1, 2011

Wut 

A shorter variation of "What." Something someone says when they are baffled or confused.

*Online Chat* Dad: Son ur adopted. Son: Wut.

Wut by Myfriendsimpacking April 11, 2010

wut 

1. An expression similar in meaning to the word "What"

2. A "leet" word for what

3. A remark most commonly used after a party has told a ridiculous/unbelievable story. after a pause the listener responds "wut" or "lol wut"

Sean: Yea, so the other day I was on my way to the store and I saw a homeless person steal a woman's baby and smother it in bbq sauce only to be tackled by the one and only Race Danger.

Me: ...... Lol wut?

wut by A-Mac January 5, 2009

wut 

This can be considered a shortened form of 'what' but for some, simply using 'wut' and nothing else as a response shows somethings stupidity. Saying 'wut' after a response or something that someone has said that doesn't make sense is like saying 'huh?' really sarcastically.

(statuses on Facebook)
Kirsten:strawberries<3
Steffan:clams<3
Kirsten:wut

wut by Kirstennnnnn April 5, 2010

wut 

Essentially the same as "what", just the way weird people spell it.

In a certain remote village of Idaho, its inhabitants use it to mean "what the heck, that's so unfair, I can't believe it"

Did you get drunk out of free champagne? Wut. I’m so jealous!

wut by gatofeo_99 February 21, 2015

wut 

A typed version of the word "what", for use in response to things that are too ridiculous, retarded or out-of-the-blue to deserve a regular, correctly spelled inquiry. Great for Youtube conversations.

(Random talkshow interview video)

Youtube Poster A:

"Guy in vid is fuckin jew santanist asshole 666, you'll all see when the reptilian aliens come. Freemasons."

Youtube Poster B:
"@Youtube Poster A

Wut."

wut by DanielCornelius August 21, 2011

wut 

when your confused but like not rlly but u r but ur clueless but u definetly missed something

"and that's how the world was made."
"wut"

wut by badbby42 November 28, 2018