A PC-bound nerd who spends the majority of his waking hours playing an MMORPG and mistakes accomplishments in the game as an actual accomplishment that means something. Tends to smell faintly of cabbage.
Joe: Yes! I just leveled up after playing this mish for 4 hours! Woot!
Jane: Hey! I just got a job!...........Wootzilla.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.