A person resembling, or acting out as a type of retarted beast. Commonly a cross between a mentally retarted patient, and a tough angry cave man with superior strength.
A hybrid created by the sexual union of a control freak egomaniac who trusts no one and a retarded uptight uncommunicative dissatisfied fat Marxist Lennonist germ-a-phobe who hates everything. The progeny of which develops into a retarded untrusting controlling egomaniac that’s is never satisfied , rarely speaks except to complain about a society that he is really unappreciative of.
The Lund mated with a chepa sucio who later gave birth to a Valtard .
A voltard is a person who volunteers for an organisation but is also half retarded.
Voltards can often be seen in public in their volunteer uniform looking for random public praise. The commonly wear the uniform to fast food outlets looking for a 55 cent discount, then take to social media when they don’t get it.
Voltards are volunteers who think there as good as professionals. They constantly interfere with the professionals of the same organisation as they could never pass the requirements to be a professional so they volunteer instead.
Voltards claim they are actively involved but in reality 48000 if the 52000 voltards actually just cut sandwiches.
Voltards can be identified with many stickers all over their car showing they are a volunteer. They don’t volunteer for the accolades but get upset if they aren’t getting accolades and will do anything for recognition.
“Did you see that voltard ten cars in from with save the CFA stickers all over his car..”
A fan of the University of Tennessee Volunteers athletics program. Voltards tend to not think before they speak and overestimate their beloved Vols every time they face an actual team regardless of sport.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.