vu jàdé 

Noticing something for the first time that has been there all along; the realization that you've been unaware of something you should have noticed a long time ago

1: "Hey, who installed the sattelite dish?"
2: "Bro, that thing was on the house when we moved in..."
1: "Really? Talk about vu jàdé!"

vu jàdé by Chad Sentman February 8, 2007

Vu Jàdé 

Vu Jàdé can be simply defined as that funny feeling that this has never happened to you before. The term “Vu Jàdé” (also called preamnesia) describes the experience of feeling that one has not witnessed or experienced a situation previously. The term was coined by Kurt Kemp in 2007 in his book (The Weird Ideas I Get), which expanded upon an idea for an essay he was working on for his Myspace Blog. Unfortunately he got distracted and never completed the essay.

The experience of Vu Jàdé is usually accompanied by a compelling sense of unfamiliarity, and also a sense of shock, awe, or suddenly feeling lost. The experience is most frequently attributed to a lack of imagination, although in some cases there is a firm sense that the experience genuinely never happened. Vu Jàdé has been described as “Instant Alzheimer’s.”

Vu Jàdé by thefarmersfriend October 21, 2010

Vu jàdé 

Opposite of ‘déjà vu’ meaning –“I get the feeling I haven’t seen anything like this before…”

Wow, I just had a Vu jàdé ...cause I have never seen any shit like this before.

Vu jàdé by TheRealMcCoy August 3, 2009

vu jàdé 

A feeling of uncertainty
surprised
dismayed
The hard truth
Unfamiliarity

Glen experienced an overwhelming sense of vu jàdé when driving through traffic on a one way street.

vu jàdé by Glen Bateman April 20, 2004

Vu Jade 

The distinct feeling that you have never been in a particular place or circumstance in the past.

The antonym of Deja Vu, pronounced as "voo zha-day".

Neil Armstrong: "When I took that first step ,nto the Moon, you know, right before you did, I had this intense feeling of Vu Jade."

Buzz Aldrin: "Wow. No shit?"

Vu Jade by Qihumanxia February 4, 2007

Vu Jade 

The opposite of de javu; the occurrence of something so uncommon and unexpected that it calls for an exclamation of surprise.

Mollie exclaimed, "Woah, vu jade!" when a dwarf riding a white stallion leaped in front of her car at an intersection crying "Give me freedom or give me death!"

Vu Jade by mehmenaha December 14, 2010

vu-ja-de 

Opposite of dejavu. (1)It's when you know you have never been there before. (2)An experience like nothing you have ever seen or felt before. (3)Never have imagined living the moment.

Why we are so deep in the woods I have no idea. As we walked up to the after, after hour party, I had such a sense of vu-ja-de. Crossing our path at about 10mph is a hippie on a queen size bed converted into a motorized golf cart (5 strippers included). As we get to the clearing, 200 party goers alongside a log cabin by a lake are still going strong. If my friends were not there to confirm the story, no one would have ever believed me if I told them what we experienced that day.

vu-ja-de by mty December 17, 2007