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veringular 

a parody wireless service from Adult Swim's Robot Chicken that it appeared in few shorts such as "wish granting zebra" and "baby hostages". it is based on a real wireless service like Verizon and Cingular combined to make the company named "veringular wireless". it's main basis is just to drop your important calls on purpose by having no service on your phone that you instead hear nothing but static, even at a city or country.... ON PURPOSE; unless you grant a wish from a zebra.
"Veringular Wireless.....We're Dropping Your Calls On Purpose And There Isn't Shit You Can Do About It"

really, i was on a fbi mission just to prevent this guy not to drop infants from a window and he hears nothing from me.
veringular by MC V-Dawg August 7, 2020
vaping through the nose, almost like snorting
that man daequan is vorping down some mango clouds through his squamous mucosa
Vorping by A4 Page October 26, 2019

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VORINTARY 

When someone voluntarily gives consent to allow someone to vore them.
"Dude! Did you see the latest episode of Guitar Hero? The main character's mother died from vorintary in order to save them!"
VORINTARY by Gettin_Paperz July 10, 2019
In an election, the process whereby elegible citizens submit their choice for the person/party who gets to exploit them for the next 3-4years. People will often get wildly enthusiastic about which dishonest piece of crap they're going to "vote" for this time around, completely forgetting their previous experiences with politicians, which resembled nothing so much as being simultaneously mugged, insulted and assraped. If voting could change things, it would be illegal.
Person 1: Dude, are you voting today?
Person 2: No, this time around I thought I'd just save time and ask a Hell's Angel to beat me up and rob me.

Candidate: And will you be voting for me today, sir?
Voter : Why yes I am! Here, let me bend over this chair so that you can more conveniently assrape me...
voting by Big Bad Mark December 28, 2005
The process whereby enfranchised persons within the body politic attempt to exchange one mob of hapless bastards for another.
After the impeachment, the voting at the next election was furious.
Voting by sociopath9 January 22, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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