a parody wireless service from Adult Swim's Robot Chicken that it appeared in few shorts such as "wish granting zebra" and "baby hostages". it is based on a real wireless service like Verizon and Cingular combined to make the company named "veringular wireless". it's main basis is just to drop your important calls on purpose by having no service on your phone that you instead hear nothing but static, even at a city or country.... ON PURPOSE; unless you grant a wish from a zebra.
"Veringular Wireless.....We're Dropping Your Calls On Purpose And There Isn't Shit You Can Do About It"
really, i was on a fbi mission just to prevent this guy not to drop infants from a window and he hears nothing from me.
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In an election, the process whereby elegible citizens submit their choice for the person/party who gets to exploit them for the next 3-4years. People will often get wildly enthusiastic about which dishonest piece of crap they're going to "vote" for this time around, completely forgetting their previous experiences with politicians, which resembled nothing so much as being simultaneously mugged, insulted and assraped. If voting could change things, it would be illegal.
Person 1: Dude, are you voting today?
Person 2: No, this time around I thought I'd just save time and ask a Hell's Angel to beat me up and rob me.
Candidate: And will you be voting for me today, sir?
Voter : Why yes I am! Here, let me bend over this chair so that you can more conveniently assrape me...