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Squamous 

(adj.) Something nastier than fuck, used to describe something unpleasant and can commonly be found to insult a comrade right in front of their own eyes
"Dude that fart was squamous as fuck"

"Yo Doug, you're looking rather squamous today!" -as Doug rolls up with the Walmart 11's and a reverse mohawk
-WDew
Squamous by Cleatus II April 10, 2019
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Squamous 

A wart covered growth that thrives between the legs. It usually has the appearance of a gourd.
"Doc, I believe I have developed some kind of squamous."
Squamous by Margarige January 27, 2009

Squamous 

term used for someone who is gay
Oh Paul, you're such a squamous!
Squamous by swisschick February 19, 2009

Squamous 

Scientific term. Often Linked to something such as a pink splotch. In other cases it could mean, a babe and or dude, and or any reproductive organs of the two sexes.
"He met this uber hot chick followed by some major squamous all night long."
"theres too much sausage at this party, we need to find some squamous."
Aw dude, I was changing in the locker room and his squamous popped out
Squamous by Dank-roo November 21, 2010

Squamous 

Noura, again, what does squamous mean?
Squamous by Squamous boy October 19, 2020

Squamous your epithelium 

To rub your Skin on to someone else or something
A : If you don't shut up then I'll squamous your epithelium.

B : what.

SQUAVOUS 

Someone who does things, acts, looks like a complete moron. See "Squave" (originated in Bonita, CA).
Look at that guy. He looks like his mother dressed him. What a squave! Hey squavous, looks like you made an ass of yourself again.
SQUAVOUS by G.L.C. May 5, 2007
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