Squamous

(adj.) Something nastier than fuck, used to describe something unpleasant and can commonly be found to insult a comrade right in front of their own eyes

"Dude that fart was squamous as fuck"

"Yo Doug, you're looking rather squamous today!" -as Doug rolls up with the Walmart 11's and a reverse mohawk
-WDew

by Cleatus II April 11, 2019

Squamous

A wart covered growth that thrives between the legs. It usually has the appearance of a gourd.

"Doc, I believe I have developed some kind of squamous."

by Margarige January 28, 2009

Squamous

term used for someone who is gay

Oh Paul, you're such a squamous!

by swisschick October 15, 2008

Squamous

Scientific term. Often Linked to something such as a pink splotch. In other cases it could mean, a babe and or dude, and or any reproductive organs of the two sexes.

"He met this uber hot chick followed by some major squamous all night long."
"theres too much sausage at this party, we need to find some squamous."
Aw dude, I was changing in the locker room and his squamous popped out

by Dank-roo November 18, 2010

Squamous your epithelium

To rub your Skin on to someone else or something

A : If you don't shut up then I'll squamous your epithelium.

B : what.

by Shardavidyalayaeducation November 11, 2021

Squamous

Idk lol ask noura

Noura, again, what does squamous mean?

by Squamous boy October 19, 2020