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Breast-Volarity Curve

The standard against which optimal breast size is gauged in seeking a suitable mate, etc.

The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.

The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/Cauchy–Lorentz function and distribution.

f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)

This is informally known as "The Hand Rule."
Person 1: Wow, she has exquisite breasts.
Person 2: Eh, they're too large.
Person 1: Nonsense!
Person 2: Where do they fit on the Breast-Volarity Curve?
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.
A burrito of such gigantic proportions that anything less than unhinging your jaw is the wrong way to eat it.

See also: Vorburger & Vorbway Subs
Man, that XXL Grilled Stuft Doritos®️ Flamin' Hot®️ Cheetos™️ Mountain Dew ™️ Vorrito really hit the spot. Mind kicking my jaw back into place?
Vorrito by CrimbusIsOver April 16, 2021

Volarity 

The importance of something.
At the time I didn't understand the volarity of cheating.
Volarity by Rustzalio June 6, 2023

Voracity Patch 

An avant-garde rock band from Finland, responsible for some of the greatest songs of the 1980s.
I went to the Voracity Patch concert on Wednesday night; Olaavi threw a ceramic pig at me.
Voracity Patch by Magzz June 1, 2004
Armenian for "from the ass."
Ara, morut vorrits kunetsi.
"Dude, I fucked your mom from the ass."
vorrits by Kir Doost November 2, 2017

Vararity 

The qualtity or sitate of beign differernt or diversre; the absernce of uniformirty, sanemness, or monomtony.
This writing lacks vararity.
Vararity by BeigeNectarine November 29, 2023