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Volcanal 

A volcanal is when you suddenly develop an uncontrollable bout of hot bubbly farts. This is usually the result of eating hot spicy food. They aren't loud but they stink to high heaven. It is pronounced volkaynal.
I was so embarrassed the other day. I was standing in a queue when I developed a volcanal. Everybody was looking at each other wondering who it was.
Volcanal by pipesucker February 26, 2018

Volcanal 

When you have butt-sex right after the person with the butt eats something spicy, adds danger
Me and the misses did a little volcanal just to see what it felt like.
Volcanal by Commander Jacob October 14, 2017

Erupting Volcanal

When you pour diet coke inside a person's anus just befor anal sex. You then put Mentos tablets into a condom. Put that condom on your dick.
Insert dick into said filled anus. Fuck that ass until the condom breaks.
My partner allowed me to perform the erupting volcanal last night!
Constant diarrhea that burns while exiting your anus.
Jim: Hey, why couldn't you get to work today Drake?
Drake: I had am hot case of Volcanass.
volcanass by WTFDIDIJUSTS4YiFunny December 23, 2015

the volcanologist on the mountain 

Someone who is in the middle of a situation who is in a position to know exactly what is or was going on.

Someone who is on the volcano would have a better idea if an eruption is about to happen versus someone who is away from the mountain.
I know exactly what happened yesterday. You weren't there. I was. I was the volcanologist on the mountain.

Volcanator 

A way to smoke marijuana and drink beer at the same time.
It's just like pulling a flood.
Instead of using water for the flood, you use beer.
1- Light the bowl while letting the beer flow out of the hole on the bottom area of the flood bottle.
2- Drink the beer.
3- After drinking all the beer, Hit the flood.
4- Congratulate yourself, because you just pulled a Volcanator.
Butch killed 3 hookers after giving them Mexican Avalanches, snorted coke off their cadavers, then pulled a Volcanator with a milk jug
Volcanator by zanethebrave September 14, 2007