vloush

a fart produced by a person who adheres to a vegan diet

"Wow, that bean dish was amazing."
*vloush*
"Hey trumpet-ass, go eat some more tofu"

by Vegnavore November 25, 2013

Voush

When one lacks the skills required to bed a women or is too shy and/or inexperienced to understand that she wants to engage in sexual relations.

1. Why are you such a Voush? just take her home already.
2. Stop Voushing she's practically asking you for it!

3. Voush!

by Yeeee May 5, 2014

vlouse

anything dope as vlouse is a vlouse

Oh i want to vlouse her
You are looking very vlouse today
Anyone want to vlouse tonight

by Mr Vlouse June 25, 2022

vlouse juice

The juice made by Mr. Vlouse. Made with the three C's: cocaine, caffeine, cum of Mr. Vlouse. Gives drinker incredible power and insane side effects such as bug eyed asian people, three arms, three legs if you know what i mean.

Anyone want to drink some vlouse juice tonight?

by Mr Vlouse June 25, 2022

Mr. Vlouse

The 4th most powerful being ever who has inspired the church of vlouse, he has influence over the ancient texts of vlouse. The man is a African- German man darker than night who has been said to wear a black blouse and upside down sunglasses with white frames. Only one man has seen him however and that is Enlightened Clyde, it is thought by him that the reign of Mr. Vlouse is soon along with his mutated black children.

Why is everyone disintegrating Enlightened Clyde? Enlightened Clyde: The day of Mr. Vlouse Is near.

by Pope Clyde June 28, 2022

vlouser

Someone who worships the almighty Mr. Vlouse, someone who know the way the vlouse, and performs acts of vlouse.

Hey Bill, how did that girl get pregnant, that man get shot 12 times in his rectum, and why is there a bug eyed Asian in our kitchen? Bill: It must’ve been a vlouser.

by Pope Clyde June 28, 2022

Vlooshing

When you're playing Cards Against Humanity and you pick up the perfect white card for last round's black card.

"I keep vlooshing! I just picked up "pooping back and forth. Forever." That would have been perfect for "Why do I hurt all over?"

"I'm vlooshing all over this game!"

(Past tense) I fucking vlooshed again!

by thedirtyteach September 23, 2017