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Vertisexual 

Being in the statte of almost bisexuality. Like liking a person of the same sex, except the reproductive organ... which happens to be at the bottom

Comes from the combination of the word "Vertex" and "Bisexual." the vertex being the top part of something, ie above the waist of a human.
Person 1 : "no offense but it seems like a sexual relationship to me"

person 2 : "well if it is sexual it is from the waist up"

person 1: "so you're an above-the-waist lesbian"

person 1 : "yea, well, no, i still get turned on by looking at boys.

person 2: "So you're bisexual."

person 1 : "but im scared of other people's va-jay-jays"

person 2: "So you're-"

person 1: "NOT IN THE DICTIONARY ALRIGHT?!"

person 2: " i think you are vertisexual"
Vertisexual by Duckyllama July 25, 2009
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Virsexual 

Virsexual is a sexual attraction to men, and only men. This word is most often used by genderqueer people or people with non-binary genders to describe their attraction to men. These people don't identify as heterosexual or homosexual, because they don't fit into the gender binary.
cisgender person: "So, if you were born a girl, but you aren't a girl, and you like men, does that make you straight or gay?"
virsexual: "neither! I'm virsexual!"
Virsexual by thegenderood October 28, 2012

victsexual

im victsexual
victsexual by turtle=mid March 9, 2022

virtuasexual 

the feeling of a sexual attraction to a virtual or nonreal character or personas such as an anime character or a YouTuber.
Yeah, I identify as a lesbian and a Virtuasexual.

Virtuasexual 

A sexual desire and affinity for electronic devices
"Bro, being virtuasexual is the most convenient shit ever. I uploaded a picture of Margot Robbie last night and I fucked the living shit out of my phone"
Virtuasexual by anonymous December 21, 2023
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