virgin wool 

The hair on the pubes of a woman who has never fucked before.

We went to the drive in last night. She doen't have virgin wool anymore.

virgin wool by Taddy February 23, 2005

virgin wool 

virgin wool comes from ugly sheep

That sheep so ugly, it probly never had no sex, so her wool is called Virgin Wool

virgin wool by DanoC December 28, 2005

virgin wool 

a person who has never knitted before. a knitting newbie.

She wanted to knit a fancy sweater, but I told her that she was virgin wool and should stick to a scarf.

virgin wool by anonymous December 22, 2004

Steel Wool Virgin 

A Steel Wool Virgin is when you are having sex with a woman for the first time and her pubic hair has the consistency and feel of a Brillo Pad (and she doesn't know because no one's ever told her). The coarse, wiry pubic hair, in itself, is not generally the problem; if you are careful, it can be avoided. The problem is when those hairs are long enough to find their way into the mouth of the vagina during sex & make the penis feel like it is being cut by a couple dozen mini-razor blades through out the act. The man is usually too afraid to voice the painful concern's of his penis out of fear that it may end that first encounter & the last thing you want to do is give her a complex. After a few dates, casually bringing up that you like it when women shave usually does the trick with out upsetting her (But, Steel Wool Virgins Must Continue To Shave on a Regular Basis. The only thing worse than the original steel wool hair is feeling that area with three day's worth of stubble. Its like rubbing your testicles with fish wrapped in wet sandpaper. When this happens, the woman is "Deforested", meaning the trees have all been cut down, but the stumps are all still there). On the whole, its not her fault that she doesn't know that she feels like you're having sex with a garbage disposal, so its your responsibility to find a way to change that (specifically before scabs start to form...). If all goes right, but you do break up eventually, you'll be doing the next guy a huge favor.

Man, I was with this Steel Wool Virgin last night and by the time we were done, I needed a blood transfusion, a partial skin graft and a whole lotta band-aids

Steel Wool Virgin by ZStar930 April 18, 2011