virgin sturgeon
virgin sturgeon by Cranberry Bob February 28, 2020
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Sturgeon Virgin
A person from northern Wisconsin who has never succeeded at spearing a Sturgeon during Sturgeon Spearing.
Anthony: Ay, did your buddy get him a big n' ugly dis season?
Saheed: Nah der eh, Jake's still a Sturgeon Virgin
Saheed: Nah der eh, Jake's still a Sturgeon Virgin
Sturgeon Virgin by islaysturgeys February 13, 2010
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Virgin Surgeon
1. One who specializes in the seduction of "innocent" or "pure" girls who happen to be virgins or close to virgin status.
2. A doctor or specialist who specializes in repairs towards a second virginity through surgery for a woman who has had sex and had her hymen broken.
2. A doctor or specialist who specializes in repairs towards a second virginity through surgery for a woman who has had sex and had her hymen broken.
1. Damn, I has sex with another hot virgin last night and popped her cherry. You may bow down and call me the 'Virgin Surgeon'.
2. Jim wanted his wife to be tight again, so he sent her to the virgin surgeon.
2. Jim wanted his wife to be tight again, so he sent her to the virgin surgeon.
Virgin Surgeon by Shifty Eyed Goat June 14, 2004
Virgin surgeon
A lad who has sex with a girl when he knows she's a virgin and then dumps her after and then goes and finds another virgin like in the movie "Kids".
Virgin surgeon by Nicola July 4, 2004
virgin surgeon
Any guy that specifically targets the legally ambiguous Virgin, do to some please he finds in pull a Cherry Poptart.
1. I saw Mike with that young looking blond we saw last night. That dude is such a Virgin Surgeon.
2. Mike pulled a Portugese Sausage Fiesta while doing a Cherry Poptart after she gave him a Rusty Trumbone, what a Virgin Surgeon!
2. Mike pulled a Portugese Sausage Fiesta while doing a Cherry Poptart after she gave him a Rusty Trumbone, what a Virgin Surgeon!
virgin surgeon by Heydecker March 18, 2008
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
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