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virgin retard 

A fucking virgin retard.... EX: That white faggot who buys name brand timbs... A retard who is also a virgin... A 40 man who weighs 350, wears diapers, and has ketchup stains all over his body... A hypebeast at their maximum potential!
Virgin Retard: What's fucking good faggot, you like my name brand timbs?
Non Virgin Retard: Fuck no, you are such a virgin retard...
Virgin Retard: Fuck you faggot, that's not what your mom said last night, you can't even afford these timbs...
Non Virgin Retard: Jesus Christ...

Virgin Retard Fuckboy Cunt

Basically, he is an individual who identifies as Filippo Cainelli. Or in detail, Phillpo Cuntnelly. He is an extreme virgin god, however is a cuntboy, acting as a contradiction agent. Which in term made him kinda retarded and should go kill himself, but even more so a large cunt bag whos penis.. oh no sorry I meant micropenis is so useless and infertile, that his beloved mother left him and she saw his peepee when he came through of her vaginal opening.
Hi my name is Virgin Retard Fuckboy Cunt.
This allows you to informed your listener that your name is indeed Filippo Cainelli, and defines your character of a Virgin Retard Fuckboy Cunt.
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