“Go fuck yourself”
“That’s the same as masturbating though”
“Well telling someone to go
masturbate isn’t gonna do anything is it”
“I love
dogs so much”
“My dog died yesterday”
“Stfu you’re giving me vibelash”
“Dude I just got vibelash”
“What happened?”
“I tried to find stock photos of people shaking
salad and got something completely different...”