“Go fuck yourself”
“That’s the same as masturbating though”
“Well telling someone to go masturbate isn’t gonna do anything is it”
“I
love dogs so much”
“My dog died yesterday”
“
Stfu you’re giving me vibelash”
“Dude I just got vibelash”
“What happened?”
“I tried to find stock photos of people shaking
salad and got something completely different...”