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video gamer 

A gamer with so much talent, that he is simply a professional athlete in the world of video gaming. There are only a handful of athletic video gamers
I just got dumpstered by this athletic video gamer.
Oh they are fkn athletic video gamers 100%
Does this guy know how much of an athletic video gamer he is?
video gamer by dtkgaming January 22, 2020
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video gamer x

A gothic-seeming Zelda-obsessed nerd with delusions of grandeur. May vacillitate between sexually harassing women and deciding to become one. Enjoys being fisted in the ass at any speed.
"Did you hear about that Video Gamer X?"

"No, why?"
"They got arrested for masturbating to the Zelda display in the Gamestop at the mall."
"Again?"
video gamer x by everyechelonuserever September 6, 2014

Athletic Video Gamer 

A gamer with so much talent, that he is simply a professional athlete in the world of video gaming. There are only a handful of athletic video gamers
I just got dumpstered by this athletic video gamer.
Oh they are fkn athletic video gamers 100%
Does this guy know how much of an athletic video gamer he is?
Athletic Video Gamer by dtkgaming January 22, 2020

Athletic Video Gamer 

A gamer with such class and finesse that possess the traits of a professional athlete.
There are many gamers, but very few have the ability to be an athletic video gamer.

No one knows just how many athletic video gamers exist - some even suggest that there is no way to keep count.
Legend has it that in the presence of an athletic video gamer, even a noob can be a god.

Goat: "Hey Kers, how is that leeroy jenkins guy so damn good at Fortnite?"
Kers: "It's obvious he's an athletic video gamer, Goat!"
Athletic Video Gamer by fknfullgoat January 23, 2020

Pissed Off Video Gamer

An obscure AVGN rip-off that appeared around 2009 who is believed to be russian, although he claims to be Jewish. He is well known for having a thick accent, being morbidly obese, calling the Nintendo GameCube "ShitCube", saying that GameCube discs look like fucking chocolate chip cookies, not being able to take criticism, having long awkward pauses in his reviews and obviously ripping off the Angry Video Game Nerd.
Guy1: The Irate Gamer is the worst.
Guy2: Really? Well, he's god compared to the Pissed Off Video Gamer.
Pissed Off Video Gamer by Clipo June 17, 2020

Video game boy

One who wins
"I'M THE VIDEO GAME BOY, I'M THE ONE WHO WINS!"
Video game boy by Darryn Bransen August 22, 2018

the antichrist video game 

a video game created by ejz games
the antichrist video game is the second game from ejz games.
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