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(Verb): When a member of your crew has been found deceitful about sexual conquests, as well as found guilty of speaking ill of the crew, the situation calls for a Vicectomy.

A Vicectomy is the democratic right of the offended crew to both ex-communicate this member from the crew, as well as, expose any further lies and deceptions publically.

Tell tale symptoms that your crew needs a Vicectomy include, but are not limited too: Crew Member Confidence Squandering; Testimony of ED from claimed sexual conquests; Obscurely timed family obligations during bro social gatherings; and finally Severe cock and relationship blocking.

If your group detects one of its members may in fact be guilty of any of the above, perhaps it is time for a vicectomy.
Did you hear about those massive violations of guy code? I think its time to separate the group. We need a vicectomy.

Yoo did you get with that girl last night?

...nahhh there were complications. I think our group needs a vicectomy.

Yoo is everyone going to be here tonight?

...nahh one of our own is going to an 11:42pm movie with his mother and long lost younger half cousin.

I think we need a vicectomy.

Vicectomy Complete.
Vicectomy by Team Bro Code December 31, 2011
a school that have shitty sports teams and very frequent bathroom fires. Also theres nut on the wall.
I would do football but I go to Vilseck
Vilseck by fr4nkthed4nk November 19, 2017

viscecockalvocockulary 

It's viscecockalvocockulary, what can I say?
viscecockalvocockulary as a concept is so cool

vicscariously 

Being interested in a stupid thing that a friend is doing
I'm living vicscariously through Joe, who's dating three different women, who all live on the same block.
vicscariously by Banks246 September 13, 2013

vicsexual 

In love with Victoria Hughes from Station 19
I am a vicsexual

Vicsexual 

Is when you're only attracted to the Måneskin's group bassist Victoria De Angelis and you're obsessed or in love with her.
He is vicsexual because he is in love with her.
Vicsexual by Typewhriter May 5, 2023
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"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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