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G-Vestite Corkscrew

An annoying woman who claims to be a male, Likes 2 girls 1 cup and pretends to have childhood trauma along with her dad leaving her a year after birth.
“Kimmie was in a really bad mood today. Do you have any clue what happened to him?

“Yes I do. I called him a G-Vestite Corkscrew!”

“Well you aren’t wrong. I can’t stand him sometimes.”

Vertistrokes 

A faux medical term to describe staying home to masterbate.
I can't come into work today I've got a case of the Vertistrokes.
Vertistrokes by T2kizz April 8, 2013

Vestisio 

A word used in reaction to being called a degenerate.
A degenerate eh? Well you madam are a vestisio!
Vestisio by Amrith October 14, 2004

ventistolemyheart

One of my favorite mutuals, they are super nice, they always use the same two songs, I think it might be their favorite.
"Ventistolemyheart, really wants kazuha to come home, and so do i"

Fans-Vestite 

A person who switches what team they root. A band-wagon fan.
Chris used to be an Islanders fan, but not he’s a fans-vestite and roots for the Sabres
Fans-Vestite by JohnnyChrome April 18, 2023

Half-vestite 

A person who has begun the transformation to become another gender. They may have begun the hormone treatments and realized it wasn't for them or they may be considering their options.
notable half-vestites:

1 Wendy Williams- she has male qualities but appears female
2 RuPaul - he would complete the transformation but is an established drag queen
Half-vestite by Maximuspwnd April 17, 2010
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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