vestist

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Noun:
1. a clothing-wearer
2. someone who compulsively wears clothes even when nudity is acceptable
Adjective:
1. describing an event or place where clothing is mandatory
Antonyms: nudist, naturist

He'll never go skinny-dipping; he is a diehard vestist.
You can't go nude here; this is a vestist beach!

vestist by Gymnophile January 6, 2019

Words you can keep

G-Vestite Corkscrew

An annoying woman who claims to be a male, Likes 2 girls 1 cup and pretends to have childhood trauma along with her dad leaving her a year after birth.

“Kimmie was in a really bad mood today. Do you have any clue what happened to him?

“Yes I do. I called him a G-Vestite Corkscrew!”

“Well you aren’t wrong. I can’t stand him sometimes.”

G-Vestite Corkscrew by Dr. Czech Maid January 21, 2023

Related Words

vestist • ventistolemyheart • VESTITE • ventistune • Vertistrokes • Vestisio • vestito da troia • Bush-Vestite • Fans-Vestite • G-Vestite Corkscrew

Vertistrokes

A faux medical term to describe staying home to masterbate.

I can't come into work today I've got a case of the Vertistrokes.

Vertistrokes by T2kizz April 8, 2013

Vestisio

A word used in reaction to being called a degenerate.

A degenerate eh? Well you madam are a vestisio!

Vestisio by Amrith October 14, 2004

ventistolemyheart

One of my favorite mutuals, they are super nice, they always use the same two songs, I think it might be their favorite.

"Ventistolemyheart, really wants kazuha to come home, and so do i"

ventistolemyheart by Ningguang.my.beloved June 13, 2021

Fans-Vestite

A person who switches what team they root. A band-wagon fan.

Chris used to be an Islanders fan, but not he’s a fans-vestite and roots for the Sabres

Fans-Vestite by JohnnyChrome April 18, 2023

Half-vestite

A person who has begun the transformation to become another gender. They may have begun the hormone treatments and realized it wasn't for them or they may be considering their options.

notable half-vestites:

1 Wendy Williams- she has male qualities but appears female
2 RuPaul - he would complete the transformation but is an established drag queen

Half-vestite by Maximuspwnd April 17, 2010

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026