verticalitis

A serious need for bagging some vertical with wings, wheels or boards. For example skiing, longboarding or squirrel suit. Anything that involves going down a hill fast.

The only real cure for verticalitis is bombing hills on a longboard.

by KingKongDave May 15, 2015

Verticality

Gregg Berhalter’s American Soccer System which will tactically revolutionize the US Mens National Team in CONCACAF.

“What is verticality?”
“I don’t know, but Paul Arriola brings it”

by Calashuayi October 9, 2021

Verticality

The art of stacking things as high as possible.

By stacking those boxes that high, he's really showing off his unsurpassed verticality skills.

by pepperfarmer November 5, 2012

What currently has a positive verticality?

A nerdy way of saying "what's up?" Usually only used by nerds with at least some partial social skills. When used by a socially inept nerd, it will generally be spoken to one who wouldn't understand. This is commonly responded to with "The vast expansion of blue, or some sort of solid between it and myself"

Sheldon: "what currently has a positive verticality?"
Penny: huh?
Sheldon: I said, what currently has a positive verticality?. My god woman, can't you hear?
Penny: I meant, what did you mean by that?
Sheldon: well, since a positive value is...
Penny: Can I just say the sky?
:nerds in audience laugh:
Sheldon: Amazing, you were able to pick the right answer, though you forgot to mention the solids between it and us
Penny: Whatever, look, is Leonard home?

by PiFreak October 7, 2009

verticality

Pronouced (vur te kal it e)

Defining and object or persons' possition on the vertical axis or lack there of.

The opposite of horizontality.

Lewstar is a spun3 who fell over. His verticality is z3ro.

by MkY January 9, 2006

Instantaneous Verticality

When a function is continuous but has an undefined derivative.

That right there is instantaneous Verticality!

by Marett's Definitions Writer October 28, 2025