KingKongDave's definitions

Roomba Management

Roomba Management is the management technique of blindly trying out ideas and then randomly changing direction until an idea works, a lot like the Roomba vacuum cleaner. However a Roomba is very effective.

Observing a Roomba in action it basically blindly drives around a room bumping into things and then changing direction until it eventually covers the entire floor. While entertaining to watch, and pretty effective for vacuuming a room, Roomba Management is very painful to experience.

by KingKongDave May 17, 2010

verticalitis

A serious need for bagging some vertical with wings, wheels or boards. For example skiing, longboarding or squirrel suit. Anything that involves going down a hill fast.

The only real cure for verticalitis is bombing hills on a longboard.

by KingKongDave May 15, 2015