vertical sandwich

the vaginal area.

also known as a camle toe

This girl over here has a vertical sandwich, haha sarah!

by Alex R. February 11, 2004

vertical ham sandwich

A rather subtle, tasteful substitution for the word vagina.

"If she doesn't close her legs soon that vertical ham sandwich is gonna be eaten right up"

by schh March 28, 2009

vertical bacon sandwich

A vagina where the lips are so big and flabby they stick out of the bottom like bacon falling out of a vertical bacon sandwich.

Did you go down on that chick?

No, I was going to but i thought it would be like eating a vertical bacon sandwich.

by Muivirt August 30, 2006

vertical bacon sandwich

axe wound; pussy; muff; cunt; vag; moot; box; vagina; snatch; hairy taco; taco; poon; penis reciever; poontang; poonani; mick; anything and everything that is the female genitalia

I added some home made mayo to the best vertical bacon sandwich i have ever had last night

by poonfag October 14, 2009

vertical bacon sandwich

refering to a womans vagina, camel toe, or beef curtians. the pussy lips just all chillin

that girl amber has the tastiest vertical bacon sandwich i have ever had the pleasure of eatin for hours

by Tommygunz45k May 16, 2007

vertical bacon sandwich

Your mums sweaty gash.

Looks like bacon but tastes like mouldy fish.

by dunno August 21, 2003

Vertical bacon sandwich

The outer layers of a slutbitchwhore's dirty stinkbox

Hey slut, giz a munch on your vertical bacon sandwich

by JB October 17, 2003