vertical sandwich 

the vaginal area.

also known as a camle toe

This girl over here has a vertical sandwich, haha sarah!

vertical sandwich by Alex R. February 11, 2004

Vertical Bacon sandwich (VBS)

a derogatory yet hilarious term for the female genitalia.

'lets go extract the mayonnaise from some Vertical bacon sandwich (VBS)tonight'

Vertical Bacon sandwich (VBS) by Bacon lover#2 May 20, 2009

vertical ham sandwich 

A rather subtle, tasteful substitution for the word vagina.

"If she doesn't close her legs soon that vertical ham sandwich is gonna be eaten right up"

vertical ham sandwich by schh March 28, 2009

vertical bacon sandwich 

A vagina where the lips are so big and flabby they stick out of the bottom like bacon falling out of a vertical bacon sandwich.

Did you go down on that chick?

No, I was going to but i thought it would be like eating a vertical bacon sandwich.

vertical bacon sandwich by Muivirt August 30, 2006

vertical bacon sandwich 

axe wound; pussy; muff; cunt; vag; moot; box; vagina; snatch; hairy taco; taco; poon; penis reciever; poontang; poonani; mick; anything and everything that is the female genitalia

I added some home made mayo to the best vertical bacon sandwich i have ever had last night

vertical bacon sandwich by poonfag October 14, 2009

vertical bacon sandwich 

refering to a womans vagina, camel toe, or beef curtians. the pussy lips just all chillin

that girl amber has the tastiest vertical bacon sandwich i have ever had the pleasure of eatin for hours

vertical bacon sandwich by Tommygunz45k May 16, 2007

vertical bacon sandwich 

Your mums sweaty gash.

Looks like bacon but tastes like mouldy fish.

vertical bacon sandwich by dunno August 21, 2003