vertical bacon 

aka a womans private area, also known as gash...

bro, tell your mum to wear pants in future, goddamit i could see her vertical bacon

vertical bacon by G-Pac July 1, 2005

vertical bacon 

A womans vagina

yo that vertical bacon is some salty shit man nar mean

vertical bacon by hmmm bean March 11, 2009

Vertical Bacon Shoot 

A vagina most likely resembling a smelly, overworked, gross, slutty, gaping tunnel

Dude I totally got into her vertical bacon shoot last night!

Vertical Bacon Shoot by ariesisapussy June 15, 2011

Vertical Bacon sandwich (VBS)

a derogatory yet hilarious term for the female genitalia.

'lets go extract the mayonnaise from some Vertical bacon sandwich (VBS)tonight'

Vertical Bacon sandwich (VBS) by Bacon lover#2 May 20, 2009

vertical bacon sandwich 

A vagina where the lips are so big and flabby they stick out of the bottom like bacon falling out of a vertical bacon sandwich.

Did you go down on that chick?

No, I was going to but i thought it would be like eating a vertical bacon sandwich.

vertical bacon sandwich by Muivirt August 30, 2006

vertical bacon sandwich 

axe wound; pussy; muff; cunt; vag; moot; box; vagina; snatch; hairy taco; taco; poon; penis reciever; poontang; poonani; mick; anything and everything that is the female genitalia

I added some home made mayo to the best vertical bacon sandwich i have ever had last night

vertical bacon sandwich by poonfag October 14, 2009

vertical bacon sandwich 

refering to a womans vagina, camel toe, or beef curtians. the pussy lips just all chillin

that girl amber has the tastiest vertical bacon sandwich i have ever had the pleasure of eatin for hours

vertical bacon sandwich by Tommygunz45k May 16, 2007