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Verbal Blowjob

When you give a compliment to someone just for that person to like you.
Sam gave a verbal blowjob to Max when he said, "You have a very cool shirt" five minutes after 10 other people had already comented on Max's shirt.
Verbal Blowjob by D'O March 29, 2015
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verbal blowjob

excessive verbal praise making the receiver elated
Your last comment was beyond brown noising. You better wipe your chin after that verbal blowjob.
verbal blowjob by gssmallie February 10, 2007

Verbal Blowjob

For a female to overly compliment a male to an extent that she is sucking up to him so much using words that she may as well be giving the male in question fellatio.
Female: You're just the most perfect male in the world, how is a girl like me so lucky to have you in my life.

Male: Thanks for the verbal blowjob.
Verbal Blowjob by GentlemanMiz July 19, 2012

VBJ (Verbal Blowjob) 

When someone gives a profuse slobbering compliment ad nauseam.
The customer loved my new concepts! They gave me a real VBJ (verbal blowjob)!
VBJ (Verbal Blowjob) by BLEAMA June 15, 2018
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