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bob velseb 

Bob Velseb is a character from Sr Pelo's series known as Spooky Month. He appears in episodes 1 and 5, being a main antagonist in episode 5. He wears a red turtleneck sweater with black pants and shoes. He also wears a red devil costume. He has a creepy smile and wide eyes wretched onto his face. Lots of people simp for the man, and so do I. He is also on the Sexyman Wikipedia.
Example A
Person A: Name an antagonist from Spooky Month.
Person B: Bob Velseb.

Example B
Person A: Holy shit, is that porn of Bob Velseb?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Person B: hehe he's hot
bob velseb by Cloudxxiii November 12, 2022
Related Words
velsie • velfie • Valsiey • Velien • Velier • Veliev • velise • Velserbronx • Velsi • velvieve
A very beautifuland smart girl. All the boys love her and want her!
Wow Velise is really pretty
I know and that’s my girl❤️
velise by Nicest Person On Earth October 26, 2019

Bob Velseb 

A character from Spooky Month that is a cannibal murderer.
Man I really love Bob Velseb!
Bob Velseb by DoughnutJr November 13, 2022
A velfie is a selfie of one's vag (vagina). It is super awkward to take a velfie.
Dude: *sends you a text of his delfie* (aka: dick pic)

Chick: omg you're SO big. That is really hot

Dude: send me sunthin back bae

chick: here's my velfie....oh wait, it's not the same because vagina *sad trombone*
Velfie by M'Lynn May 14, 2015
A girl with the name Velien is usually a beautiful loving person who is independent and can also be a huge brat.
Wow, she is so beautiful, her name must be Velien.
Velien by vktsefjidg May 27, 2016
Velsi the most beautiful girl in the world. She is a great friend but even better bestfriend! She is so sweet and kind. Velsi is a very caring person! She will help you out when ever you need her. She is always their for you,even at her lowest time. Velsi is a hard find! She is unique.! If you have her as a friend,sister,daughter, granddaughter, nese,or as a bestfriend! Keep her, hold on to her, treat her the way she treats you! You can't find a nother like her! The one and only Velsi.
Me: I have the most caring bestfriend in the world!
Andrew: Who is she?
Me: The one and only Velsi!
Andrew: OH Velsi is your bestfriend! Dude she is so nice and loyal! Keep her dont ever let her go! You can't find a nother like her!
Me: I know. She's the best! I'm never letting go! We are besties for life! I would take a bullet for her anytime any where ! 1,000 times! I love her!
Velsi by Velsi's bestie July 31, 2021
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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