Bob Velseb is a character from Sr Pelo's series known as Spooky Month. He appears in episodes 1 and 5, being a main antagonist in episode 5. He wears a red turtleneck sweater with black pants and shoes. He also wears a red devil costume. He has a creepy smile and wide eyes wretched onto his face. Lots of people simp for the man, and so do I. He is also on the Sexyman Wikipedia.
Example A
Person A: Name an antagonist from Spooky Month.
Person B: Bob Velseb.
Example B Person A: Holy shit, is that porn of Bob Velseb?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Person B: hehe he's hot
Velsi the most beautiful girl in the world. She is a great friend but even better bestfriend! She is so sweet and kind. Velsi is a very caring person! She will help you out when ever you need her. She is always their for you,even at her lowest time. Velsi is a hard find! She is unique.! If you have her as a friend,sister,daughter, granddaughter, nese,or as a bestfriend! Keep her, hold on to her, treat her the way she treats you! You can't find a nother like her! The one and only Velsi.
Me: I have the most caring bestfriend in the world!
Andrew: Who is she?
Me: The one and only Velsi!
Andrew: OH Velsi is your bestfriend! Dude she is so nice and loyal! Keep her dont ever let her go! You can't find a nother like her!
Me: I know. She's the best! I'm never letting go! We are besties for life! I would take a bullet for her anytime any where ! 1,000 times! I love her!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.