M'Lynn's definitions

Velfie

A velfie is a selfie of one's vag (vagina). It is super awkward to take a velfie.

Dude: *sends you a text of his delfie* (aka: dick pic)

Chick: omg you're SO big. That is really hot

Dude: send me sunthin back bae

chick: here's my velfie....oh wait, it's not the same because vagina *sad trombone*

by M'Lynn May 14, 2015