Velfie
Dude: *sends you a text of his delfie* (aka: dick pic)
Chick: omg you're SO big. That is really hot
Dude: send me sunthin back bae
chick: here's my velfie....oh wait, it's not the same because vagina *sad trombone*
Chick: omg you're SO big. That is really hot
Dude: send me sunthin back bae
chick: here's my velfie....oh wait, it's not the same because vagina *sad trombone*
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