An amazing human being with the most amazing personality. They show their affection with long paragraphs or cute memes. They can quote vines for the rest of their lives. They are just the most perfect person ever.

Guy A: Damn, I met a Varuni

Guy B: You lucky bastard. They’re a keeper

Varuni by scftymoon October 7, 2018

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Varnika

Varnika is a girl who is very kind and loves to socialise. She is very confident and cares about everyone’s feelings. She gets blamed a lot for something that she didn’t do but her close ones know that she would never spill the tea. Varnika is often known for her silky hair and chubby cheeks. She can help bring a smile on your face if your having a bad day. You’re very lucky to have a Varnika as a friend in your life. If you ever get the chance to date a Varnika, do it! It will be the greatest decision of your life. If your on the good side of Varnika, she will always support you and always make you feel special but if your on the bad side… you might wanna back off. Though Varnikas are very strong they can piss you off with a single insult and make u regret the decision of messing with them. If you ever feel sad you can go talk to Varnika, she will give you a shoulder to cry on and carefully listen to your problems… Varnika will ignore you to teach you a lesson but the she will be more hurt than you about not talking to you. Having a Varnika in your life can be very lucky for you…

Hey, did you hear about the new girl? Her name is Varnika. She’s really cute.

Varnika by XxDevilGirl4everxX December 8, 2021

Vaginismus

Involuntary muscle contractions of the pelvic floor muscles. Treatment options vary, most common is PT through a pelvic floor or sex therapist.
Common symptoms are painful intercourse or being completely unable to have intercourse, "hitting a wall."

Mary: Oh no I started my period, do you have a pad?
Jane: No but here use one of my tampons

Mary: I cant use tampons I have vaginismus

Vaginismus by Fltterflutter September 12, 2019

Varination

The emotion or feeling expressed when eating or experiencing something extremely sour or offensive.

The other day I ate some Toxic Waste candy and it was so sour I experienced Varination.

The way she smelled was so oppressive I was varinated!

Varination by ThalasinPlus July 21, 2021

Vaginin'

The female version of a "dicking". The act of coitus, as conducted by a female.

Did you hang out with Heather last night?
Dude, totally. She gave me a red-hot vaginin'

Vaginin' by Derp Baggington July 22, 2010

verinia

an amazing, wonderful girl who will always be by your side and cheer you up whenever

I was in the worst mood but verinia cheered me up!

verinia by Tessa carrol November 4, 2013

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026