vanwinkle

An awesome last name that derives from the dutch. Usually has bad luck with stumping toes into random things. And a bad temper.

"Man, those vanwinkles will shank a bitch."

vanwinkle by sweetink September 25, 2009

vanwinkle

A very ba last name, and your related to vnnilla ice

Alison Vanwinkle likes balls and has herpes.

vanwinkle by booser April 8, 2005

vanwinkle

That person who is friends with Reed Jennings.she is nice but sometimes odd.her cat is extra stupid

Vanwinkle just fell off a cliff

vanwinkle by rjboard October 19, 2010

rebecca vanwinkle

A dumb ass bitch that is fake as her eyebrows

That girl is such a Rebecca vanwinkle she'sfake

rebecca vanwinkle by Burnt bread September 5, 2017

rebecca vanwinkle

A poopoo head that will make you wipe that ricotta cheese ass with a gun to your head. A morty mouth that never stops bleeding and never dies from it.

That rebecca vanwinkle is crazy as hell, the proof is in the ricotta cheese.

rebecca vanwinkle by Diddypoopoogun April 22, 2020

Ripping a van winkle 

To intend to take a short nap, but end up sleeping for a much longer period. Refers to the story of Rip Van Winkle who fell asleep for a hundred years.

I meant to take a quick nap before my next class but I ended up ripping a van winkle and missing my midterm.

Ripping a van winkle by TheBleedingPen March 2, 2009

van winkle 

to sleep for a very long time, especially through important events.

I was so tired yesterday that I layed down on the couch and van winkled right through my basketball game.

van winkle by jwd142 August 11, 2009