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Vansvestite 

A person who believes that their Chevy Traverse is a truck and demands that others call it truck, when, in fact, it is little more than a minivan.
Adam: I got my wiener stuck in a dude's butt yesterday like my truck gets stuck in the mud.
Ozzie: Get the fuck out here, you vansvestite. Your Traverse isn't a truck, it's a van and you can't make me think otherwise.
Vansvestite by P-fart April 17, 2020
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Vasee is an ancient Indian name. This name is a derivative of Vasile which means an attractive seducer (in other words tall, dark and handsome man with attractive eyes) who goes after only pretty women. He is a charm person and very selective. If he go after a women, she will be the lucky one and will have all the attention from him. He is very trust worthy and little bit of eccentric but in a good way.
Kaelenn: Hey, who is that exotic man standing against the wall with a glass of wine?
Lisa: Ohh that guy. His name is Vasee. He is very picky and seducer but little nerdy

Kaelenn: Cool. I am going to try and test my luck. He is so cute. ohh he is coming to our direction.
Lisa: oh God. You are in trouble. LOL
vasee by latinmamasitha February 8, 2010

vansectomy 

That delicate moment when you trade your balls in for a mini-van
Jimmy has an appointment on Friday with the Ford dealership to get his Vansectomy
vansectomy by CleverNameHere April 4, 2015
Vaneet by Boss8799 June 10, 2018
Someone who is very unique that cant be defined someone who will become very successful
Have u had a vaneeza day
vaneeza by Meeiam October 5, 2013
She's insane and really crazy! She's funny and outgoing, she loves sports and listens to music daily. She sleeps a lot and is disorganized.

She opens her mouth a lot and likes to tease her friends.

She doesn't care what others think about her, and does her best in school.

She's not shy but she does try to avoid boys.
She doesn't know how it feels to like someone.

She hates making eye contact so she looks away when she is talking to someone.
An example of her trying to avoid would be:
Vaneet: -heads out to get something for someone-
Person: -walking-
Vaneet & Person: -almosts run into eachother-

Vaneet: -makes a weird face and stops-
Person: -continue walking-
Vaneet: -walks like nothing happened-

Another..

Friends & Vaneet: -clapping as introducing a group of boys-
Boy Group: -say hello and talk-
Vaneet: -claps but steps a few centimeters away-
Vaneet by LmfaoHannah March 3, 2017