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Vansvestite 

A person who believes that their Chevy Traverse is a truck and demands that others call it truck, when, in fact, it is little more than a minivan.
Adam: I got my wiener stuck in a dude's butt yesterday like my truck gets stuck in the mud.
Ozzie: Get the fuck out here, you vansvestite. Your Traverse isn't a truck, it's a van and you can't make me think otherwise.
Vansvestite by P-fart April 17, 2020
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Vasee is an ancient Indian name. This name is a derivative of Vasile which means an attractive seducer (in other words tall, dark and handsome man with attractive eyes) who goes after only pretty women. He is a charm person and very selective. If he go after a women, she will be the lucky one and will have all the attention from him. He is very trust worthy and little bit of eccentric but in a good way.
Kaelenn: Hey, who is that exotic man standing against the wall with a glass of wine?
Lisa: Ohh that guy. His name is Vasee. He is very picky and seducer but little nerdy

Kaelenn: Cool. I am going to try and test my luck. He is so cute. ohh he is coming to our direction.
Lisa: oh God. You are in trouble. LOL
vasee by latinmamasitha February 8, 2010

vansectomy 

That delicate moment when you trade your balls in for a mini-van
Jimmy has an appointment on Friday with the Ford dealership to get his Vansectomy
vansectomy by CleverNameHere April 4, 2015
He's a very sexy guy
Vaneet is the sexiest man alive
Vaneet by Boss8799 June 10, 2018
Someone who is very unique that cant be defined someone who will become very successful
Have u had a vaneeza day
vaneeza by Meeiam October 5, 2013
She's insane and really crazy! She's funny and outgoing, she loves sports and listens to music daily. She sleeps a lot and is disorganized.

She opens her mouth a lot and likes to tease her friends.

She doesn't care what others think about her, and does her best in school.

She's not shy but she does try to avoid boys.
She doesn't know how it feels to like someone.

She hates making eye contact so she looks away when she is talking to someone.
An example of her trying to avoid would be:
Vaneet: -heads out to get something for someone-
Person: -walking-
Vaneet & Person: -almosts run into eachother-

Vaneet: -makes a weird face and stops-
Person: -continue walking-
Vaneet: -walks like nothing happened-

Another..

Friends & Vaneet: -clapping as introducing a group of boys-
Boy Group: -say hello and talk-
Vaneet: -claps but steps a few centimeters away-
Vaneet by LmfaoHannah March 3, 2017
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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