Vansvestite 

A person who believes that their Chevy Traverse is a truck and demands that others call it truck, when, in fact, it is little more than a minivan.

Adam: I got my wiener stuck in a dude's butt yesterday like my truck gets stuck in the mud.
Ozzie: Get the fuck out here, you vansvestite. Your Traverse isn't a truck, it's a van and you can't make me think otherwise.

Vansvestite by P-fart April 17, 2020

mansvestite 

A woman that looks like a man.

That woman is a total mansvestite!

mansvestite by WickedHo December 24, 2008

tansvestite 

A person (male or female) who likes to burn their skin off, a dangerous hobby that has struck many poor souls with ass-cancer. The worst among the tansvestites, turn orange and are mocked by society at large.

Look at all those tansvestites at the gym, i'm getting ass-cancer just lookin' at em'.

tansvestite by Tansvestite June 19, 2014

sansvestite 

(noun) One who traipses about the streets sans-a-belt and everything else.

Lady Godiva was the town's leading sansvestite.

sansvestite by Moby Doug January 24, 2009