van bramer 

A woman with a party favor for a bush.

I tagged Brewer's mom last night and man, she's got a huge van bramer! I had to floss for like an hour after munching on that carpet.

van bramer by Sean November 18, 2003

van bramer 

an excessively hairy vagina, that needs a weed whacker taken to it, before you part the meat curtains.

Toss me the hedge trimmers Jose' I've gotta take down that van bramer.

van bramer by St. Joe November 11, 2003

van bramer 

a woman with a very large bush. See also chiapet, hairpie.

did you see the van bramer on that cougar?

van bramer by St. Joe November 4, 2003