A male under the age of 30 whose primary residence is a van or camper. The male is nomadic and has thus learned to be very charming and sometimes cunning in social situations. Van boys are similar to a backpacker or supertramp in their monetary policy but travel by private vehicle instead of public transport or hitch-hiking.

Sex with van boys can be thrilling and exciting but any relationship is ephemeral due to the generally short attention span of van boys and nature of the nomadic lifestyle.

Van boys are often very hard to keep track of due to their lack of access to suitable wifi and regular transit out of cellular coverage areas.

Got the covid-19 vaccine

Van-boy is a nickname for vanity. Sometimes she’s nice sometimes she’s not (she’s a big bully)

She was had a girlfriend but it got taken away by a cool kid name Serena (feels bad)

Had a stalker, named Jose (now please don’t be offended if you’re also named Jose)

Has a very cool friend, that’s Asian, and could easily knock her out one handed. (It’s me)

AKA: DAN. my one true love. I LOVE U VAN BOY!

Someone who radiates small dick energy to be honest.

A code name for an attractive guy