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van Zanten 

The last name of the most caring, loving, and wonderful family. They will do anything to help when it’s most needed. They don’t hesitate to lend a hand. They love the Lord with all their hearts, even in the most devastating moments in life. They will welcome you with open arms.
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Van Zanten 

When you plow into the side of someone as they're trying to get away.
Person A: "Dude, I totally pulled a Van Zanten on my girl last night!"
Person B: "What, you banged her from the side when she was running away?!"
Person A: "Yeah."
Person B: "Nice. It's messed up, but still. Nice."
Van Zanten by TurboTard October 4, 2023

Miss Van-Zanten 

A dumb as teacher who shouldn't teach because she fucking sucks a teaching.
Miss Van-Zanten
Miss Van-Zanten by Syuzu September 12, 2019

Shantel vansanten 

Also known as booty spivot. She is a model and actress and has played in a wide range of movies and TV shows such as one tree hill, shooter, and the flash. Her smile, her eyes, this perfection is proof that god exists.
Person a: have you seen shantel vansanten?
Person b: no, why?
Person a: you are not living until you have laid eyes upon that beauty.
Person b: you say that about every celebrity.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004