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van Zanten 

The last name of the most caring, loving, and wonderful family. They will do anything to help when it’s most needed. They don’t hesitate to lend a hand. They love the Lord with all their hearts, even in the most devastating moments in life. They will welcome you with open arms.
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Van Zanten 

When you plow into the side of someone as they're trying to get away.
Person A: "Dude, I totally pulled a Van Zanten on my girl last night!"
Person B: "What, you banged her from the side when she was running away?!"
Person A: "Yeah."
Person B: "Nice. It's messed up, but still. Nice."
Van Zanten by TurboTard October 4, 2023

Miss Van-Zanten 

A dumb as teacher who shouldn't teach because she fucking sucks a teaching.
Miss Van-Zanten
Miss Van-Zanten by Syuzu September 12, 2019

Shantel vansanten 

Also known as booty spivot. She is a model and actress and has played in a wide range of movies and TV shows such as one tree hill, shooter, and the flash. Her smile, her eyes, this perfection is proof that god exists.
Person a: have you seen shantel vansanten?
Person b: no, why?
Person a: you are not living until you have laid eyes upon that beauty.
Person b: you say that about every celebrity.