vamping out 

Isolating oneself with or without drugs/alcohol.

John: "What do you plan to do with your vacation days this year?"
Dave: "Idk, I might golf a little but after months on the grind I'd really rather just buy an ounce and vamp out."

Later that day...

Jaon: "Do you know what Dave's doing for holiday?"
John: "He says he's vamping out... Lucky prick. Wish I had gotten a vasectomy too."

vamping out by MikeJones2813308004 November 6, 2014

vampin out

An uncontrollable urge by a goth vampire blood-drinking junkie to continuously consume human blood, often times of their equally lame mate. Their unquenchable thirst for blood usually surpasses their willing victim's ability to reproduce blood.

Kenneth: "Dude, let's go play world of warcraft. My mom's not home."
Chase: "I can't dude, I'm totally vampin out."

Allison: "I got the razor. Do you wanna come over?"
Kyle: "No way. Last time you totally vamped out. I had to go to the emergency room."

vampin out by Matt Lundberg January 2, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016