2 definitions by Zboner

Vampenis ; A man who enjoys getting blood on his cock fucking a girl on her period
Man 1: Mark loves fucking Donna while she's on the rag.

Man 2: Well obviously, he's got a total Vampenis after reading that Twilight bullshit he loves the blood all over his dick
by Zboner December 6, 2009
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Running a Red light; to engage in sexual intercourse with a woman on her period.
Man 1 : Apparently Chad fucked Stacy on her period last night, theres blood all over his sheets and his towel.

Man 2: Ugh, nasty! He should get a ticket for running a red light
by Zboner December 5, 2009
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