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Valverded 

(v.) Having the hard work of a group of people completely wasted because of the colossal ineptitude of a single individual or sub-group when the task needs only the slightest effort to complete successfully.
We have a 10 run lead going into the bottom of the ninth. Oh no, they are bringing in this guy from the bullpen? We are about to get valverded and lose 11-10.
Valverded by Mushroomtattoo October 23, 2012
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Valverde 

Valverde: savior or something that gives benefit
Ex: this first aid kit is my Valverde
Commonly used as: I got my valverde
Valverde: green valley
A nice area, a safe spot
Ex: Boston became the American's Valverde
Valverde: soccer player at Real Madrid
"I finally got my Valverde"
Valverde by TomatoSan January 25, 2021
An overhyped bum that plays for Real Madrid. Although he is originally from Uruguay, today he lives in Gavi's pocket
Valverdog is so finished. He only lives off that UCL final assist
Valverdog by The5YardBoxMerchant September 16, 2022

Valverdeing 

Being a piece of shit pitcher that always lets the other team come back.
he sure is valverdeing this game, the tigers were up 4-0 before he came in and now it is 4-4.
Valverdeing by bigbonetone October 13, 2012

Valverde 

A Valverde's is usually extremely attractive they are smart,mentally and physically strong,loving,romantic and successful.
He's such a Valverde.Or. He looks like a valverde.
Valverde by El perro June 17, 2016

valeried 

When a co-worker asks you to help a customer at the end of your work day that ends up making you stay late.
Jeff just valeried me.
valeried by Fachizzlemynizzle June 22, 2017

Valverde 

Usually someone with a small fat penis
Dang bro, did she see your valverde?
Valverde by Jacob Sinner October 14, 2016