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Juan ValDEEZ

Pronounced " Juan Val-DEEZ"
Spilling the beans to the point of creating a monumental disaster. A combined reference to the Alaskan Exxon Valdez oil spill and to Juan Valdez, fictional Columbian coffee grower.
"You told Betty to her face that she was really ugly?! Holy crap, dude!... did you ever Juan ValDEEZ her!
Juan ValDEEZ by Juan O'Malley January 3, 2011
A beautiful, intelligent and smart girl. Usually introvert and deep. Loves listening to music, watching movies, travelling and sketching. Has special feelings for food and love. Kind, funny and cute! Also she loves day-dreaming and strongly believes in karma.
Oh god! I want vaideeka so much. I guess i love her.

Vaideeka is so freakin' awesome.

Vaideeka is nice. She is so good.
Vaideeka by Themessedupmind August 12, 2018

Validnesium

Validnesium is a rather new type of element. Commonly found in rare types of H2O (water). Keeping Validnesium in H2O makes the water more tasteful and healthier, The health benefits are: you never get sick again, you never get cancer, you get a really high chance to scream no matter where you are no matter the time you scream "Michelle Obama is my Baby Momma". The most populated areas of Validnesium are: Around Dwayne Johnson's house when your listening to Kanye Wests' music. (THIS IS FICTION)
Valid guy: "Dude have you heard of that new element?"
Unvalid guy: "Dude that new element is valid!"
Valid guy: "It's called Validnesium, Isn't it?"
Unvalid guy: "Yeah I'm pretty sure it is."
Validnesium by synotian May 2, 2023

validpenis 

A. The noteworthy occurrence when a female fraternizes with other close friends after a very intense and gratifying experience having to do with a man and his elongated and surprisingly massive member.
B. The secondary auto-text spelling for "California" when Matt is drunk texting on his blackberry.
C. Blue Ribbon Dick
A. Becky met up with Sally and Megan for validpenis over breakfast.
B. Becky accidently texted "validpenis" to her grandmother when she was asking how her vacation went.
validpenis by Mike The Wizard January 11, 2008

validest 

validest: the best and super drippy; very cool
YOOOOO THAT BITCH CAYLA IS THE VALIDEST
IKR
validest by yea yea 21 March 20, 2021

validest 

the best and most valid drippy person.
YOO THAT BTIXH CAYLA IS THE VALIDEST

IKR
validest by yea yea 21 March 20, 2021