Pronounced " Juan Val-DEEZ"
Spilling the beans to the point of creating a monumental disaster. A combined reference to the Alaskan Exxon Valdez oil spill and to Juan Valdez, fictional Columbian coffee grower.
"You told Betty to her face that she was really ugly?! Holy crap, dude!... did you everJuan ValDEEZ her!
A beautiful, intelligent and smart girl. Usually introvert and deep. Loves listening to music, watching movies, travelling and sketching. Has special feelings for food and love. Kind, funny and cute! Also she loves day-dreaming and strongly believes in karma.
Oh god! I want vaideeka so much. I guess i love her.
Validnesium is a rather new type of element. Commonly found in rare types of H2O (water). Keeping Validnesium in H2O makes the water more tasteful and healthier, The health benefits are: you never get sick again, you never get cancer, you get a really high chance to scream no matter where you are no matter the time you scream "Michelle Obama is my Baby Momma". The most populated areas of Validnesium are: Around Dwayne Johnson's house when your listening to Kanye Wests' music. (THIS IS FICTION)
Valid guy: "Dude have you heard of that new element?"
Unvalid guy: "Dude that new element is valid!"
Valid guy: "It's called Validnesium, Isn't it?"
Unvalid guy: "Yeah I'm pretty sure it is."
A. The noteworthy occurrence when a female fraternizes with other close friends after a very intense and gratifying experience having to do with a man and his elongated and surprisingly massive member.
B. The secondary auto-text spelling for "California" when Matt is drunk texting on his blackberry.
C. Blue Ribbon Dick
A. Becky met up with Sally and Megan for validpenis over breakfast.
B. Becky accidently texted "validpenis" to her grandmother when she was asking how her vacation went.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!