Validnesium

Validnesium is a rather new type of element. Commonly found in rare types of H2O (water). Keeping Validnesium in H2O makes the water more tasteful and healthier, The health benefits are: you never get sick again, you never get cancer, you get a really high chance to scream no matter where you are no matter the time you scream "Michelle Obama is my Baby Momma". The most populated areas of Validnesium are: Around Dwayne Johnson's house when your listening to Kanye Wests' music. (THIS IS FICTION)

Valid guy: "Dude have you heard of that new element?"
Unvalid guy: "Dude that new element is valid!"
Valid guy: "It's called Validnesium, Isn't it?"
Unvalid guy: "Yeah I'm pretty sure it is."

Validnesium by synotian May 2, 2023