valdano 

you have swag and your cool and will become famous

your valdano

valdano by jiunksre May 19, 2016

Lovers of Valdaro 

The Lovers of Valdaro are a pair of human skeletons that were discovered in a prehistoric Neolithic tomb. The skeletons were found in a lovers embrace, facing each other, with their legs and arms wrapped around each other.

One of the skeletons is a man and the other is a woman suggesting that they were in a romantic/sexual relationship with each other. The larger male skeleton is on the right and the smaller female skeleton is on the left.

The skeletons are about 6,000 years old and were originally discovered in Italy. They were about 20 years old when they died.

The Lovers of Valdaro are probably the most famous double burial skeletons in history.

Lovers of Valdaro by Balanced Happiness June 20, 2020

golden valcano 

first you have to stretch out your girlfriend's back door with your cock or a mag flash light will do. Then take a stick of butter, your choice on brand, and shove it in her ass whole. While waiting for the butter to melt, vigurously pound her pussy to help the butter melt. Once melted, slam your cock as hard as you can back into her ass and watch the erruption in awe.

I had the best golden valcano last night from a guy I met at the bar!

golden valcano by stiches r for bitches February 6, 2010

Valcano thrust 

Nutting inside her mouth as she deepthroats making the nut erupt through her nostrils

Yo my gf was pissed after I valcano thrust eher last night being that she had sinuses

Valcano thrust by Nibna May 27, 2018

valdino

Normally condensed to "Val" for its excessive syllable use. Commonly mistaken for two words. It is not "Val Die No," But "Val dee No." Best used to define someone of great magical skills, such as that of the Great Houdini. Other accepted form for the name is "Val-dirty," "Vallerina," "Validated."

Where did Orlando Go? He Pulled a Valdino!

What happened to Sofia, is she getting Validated?
Dude, that was sick, he just got you Val-Dirty!

valdino by Valdino December 19, 2016

Valdangelo 

A Heroes of Olympus ship with the characters Leo Valdez and Nico di Angelo

Valdangelo is sO cuTE

Valdangelo by Its-a Me, Mario!!! March 28, 2021

jizz valcano

When your dick sprays cum every where because a guys erection is so hard

Dude last night with my girl I had a jizz valcano

jizz valcano by Cameronblue19 June 29, 2017